Still in transit...

So, before I started this post, I had a huge dookie on the way out. Like seroius prairie doggage.

But its like so huge, I'm still working to birth this bad mother.


And I might even finish this post before my evacuations come to fruition.




JUR

The Poop Bloggers (Ploogers? Bloopers?) Dilemma

To all my fellow poop bloggers:

There has been one thing I've noticed since we've started this pooptastic blog.


Every time I want to actually post to the blog while pooping, I usually finish pooping before my post is complete. What do I do?

Well, I could finish my post and keep to the integrity of 'texts while pooping' but then I run the risk of pooping setting on my butt and I will be unclean. Not fun.

OR

I could wipe before my post is done but then risk getting fecal coliform bacteria (look that shit up... oh! See what I did there?) on my beloved droid.


Such a catch 22…

JUR

Moving Vehicle Poop

Time: 4:10pm
Location: Somewhere in Connecticut. More specifically, sitting in my seat on my BoltBus ride back to Boston
Mission: Update the blog

Time: 4:12pm
Location: Sitting on the BoltBus toilet while on I-95
Status: Actually sitting down was a feat. Holding onto the handrail for dear life now as I release.

Time: 4:15pm
Location: Same as before.
Status: Finished, but still need to wipe. Too bad the bus driver had to brake and hit my head on the handrail. No concussion, thankfully....that only happens when I pee.

Time: 4:16pm
Location: Still in the stall
Status: Wiping wasn't too bad. But had to lean against the wall as I buttoned my pants back up. The Purell hand sanitizer was a nice touch though, BoltBus.

Time: 4:18pm
Location: Back in my seat
Mission: Accomplished

Chh!

-JMH

pooping in the library in

pooping in the library

in a library, you have to be quiet. its just a rule... but in the bathroom, people are dropping bombs!

With this update, I release all the tension from the last week. I let go of all the stress of my senior project, unload the late nights up studying. No longer do I have to work all day and night and squeeze in quick updates when I can. For this poop, it can take as long as it has to. And for that, I am relieved.
Thank you GSU for providing a throne unto which I can expel the crap that was the last week...and for giving us Panda Express.
Until next time.

From the Massachusetts House of Representatives...

Don't know why it didn't post earlier, but I wrote this at my internship.

From the toilet under the gold dome...

I am taking my first poop break at my first day of my internship at the Massachusetts State House. Literally, decisions about what is going on in MA are happening mere yards away from where I'm pooping.

Such an offical poop.

Gotta wipe and get back to the grind.

-JUR

P.S. Did I mention I'm wearing a suit?