Sunset poop

Surprisingly, that poop did not irritate much at all! Came out smoothly and quickly (no, not in that way you gross people) and it was actually quite pleasant! Although the toilet here is at an awkwardly high position, like in the I'm 5 years old and my feet don't entirely touch the ground kind of way. Its not my ideal pooping height but I'll settle. I'm over it. But anyways, time to socialize. Peace!!

- JMH

Hairy Ape Poops

So I managed to find the bathroom in CFA. I'm about to see fellow poop blog contributor Blueman St. Swing in his show, The Hairy Ape. So now I'm thinking, wouldn't it be fun if we pooped like apes...and, you know, threw feces at each other? Is that what the show is about? I'm tempted not to flush and just bring my turds with me so I can participate in the show. Sound good Adam?

that heavy feeling

Hi all,

I've been busy the past few days, hurrying around trying to do this and that but I just got out of my PDP class and iLm feeling nice and loose. While running on the track this morning I started thinking about how great it feels when you update the blog and leave the bathroom feeling lighter. It's an odd sensation, must be akin to what amputees feel after a limb is removed (except they can have that weird thing where they can still feel it...ick). Anyways I submit to you that that feeling of sudden lightness is on of the best feelings in the world and you can take that to the bank (or the bathroom). That's right Jenny Craig, eat your heart out. Pooping. Makes you feel great, tell your friends.

-Sir Ian

pooping from around the world

today i drank a lot of gassy beer and pooped for a while. in new zealand.

never eat taco bell with

never eat taco bell with a frappuccino

love,
my anus

Senior Design Shits

So I'm sitting in the bathroom outside of Ingalls (on a Saturday), thinking about how much I hate my senior design project. But now that I think about it, it's kind of like pooping. It takes awhile and it's not always fun. You have to push through the tough parts. Youspendmostof the time on internet blogs (hey that's the name of the show!). Everytime you squeeze one out you feel great and relax for a minute. By the time you're done, you feel awesome and all that's left is the cleanup.
Anyway, I thought it was a great comparison. Hey, that one even looks like our pontoon!
Until next time.

First Post

Since it's my first entry, I'm gonna go with a classic:

"Here I sat, broken-hearted,
tried to shit, but I only farted.
I clinched my cheeks, held my knees,
and out came Taco Bell's meat and cheese."

-Celine Dion

Aren't her lyrics just heartwarming? Alright I made those last two lines up, but they were appropriate, since I ate Taco Bell twice yesterday. That's all for now. Stay classy, and wash your hands, you gross motherfucker.

-Eric