Not having a good day? Who gives a shit! I do! Literally I am pooping

So I was not having a good day at work so I decided to mosey on over to the bathroom and take a poop.

Did I really HAVE to poop that bad? No.

Did I do it to relax? Maybe. And definitely was able to produce a solid dookie. Kudos me.

Pooping is so very relaxing. The dude next to me (also on his phone, from what I can hear the tapping is from a blackberry) he is not having a relaxing poop. In fact, there is mad strugs going on next door.

Chill out dude! It'll happen.

And now I feel relaxed, centered, and focused. Back to the grind.

-jur