Thursday, March 18, 2010

The Poop Bloggers (Ploogers? Bloopers?) Dilemma

To all my fellow poop bloggers:

There has been one thing I've noticed since we've started this pooptastic blog.


Every time I want to actually post to the blog while pooping, I usually finish pooping before my post is complete. What do I do?

Well, I could finish my post and keep to the integrity of 'texts while pooping' but then I run the risk of pooping setting on my butt and I will be unclean. Not fun.

OR

I could wipe before my post is done but then risk getting fecal coliform bacteria (look that shit up... oh! See what I did there?) on my beloved droid.


Such a catch 22…

JUR

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