Wednesday, February 10, 2010

first and foremost...

So as I settle into my nest for my first poop post, I want to focus on just that, the nest. The TP nest is an integral part of any public poop sesh. Some friends of mine scoff at my nicely arranged TP topping of the porcelain throne, but I find it eases my mind and keeps my bottom pleasantly warm. A word of caution though for you potential nesters: be sure pieces of your nest don't get caught in the back of your pants when you exit. The last thing you want is a TP tail as you leave the bathroom.

- IJC

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