Since it's my first entry, I'm gonna go with a classic:
"Here I sat, broken-hearted,
tried to shit, but I only farted.
I clinched my cheeks, held my knees,
and out came Taco Bell's meat and cheese."
-Celine Dion
Aren't her lyrics just heartwarming? Alright I made those last two lines up, but they were appropriate, since I ate Taco Bell twice yesterday. That's all for now. Stay classy, and wash your hands, you gross motherfucker.
-Eric
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