Hairy Ape Poops

So I managed to find the bathroom in CFA. I'm about to see fellow poop blog contributor Blueman St. Swing in his show, The Hairy Ape. So now I'm thinking, wouldn't it be fun if we pooped like apes...and, you know, threw feces at each other? Is that what the show is about? I'm tempted not to flush and just bring my turds with me so I can participate in the show. Sound good Adam?