Songs to Poop To

Good Afternoon Fellow Poopers,

Unsure of what to write about for my first post, I simply turned to my ipod for answers. Here before you are my picks for the Best Songs to Poop To:

10. "Release The Beast" Breakwater. You're getting home from a big dinner and night out and you know there's only one thing to do.

9. "Falling Slowly" The Swell Season. For the gentler, indie pooper.

8. "Tighten Up" Archie Bell & The Drells. For your dad.

7. "You Keep Me Hanging On" The Supremes. You think you just got it all out, but nope, there's still more.

6. "Float On" Modest Mouse. More of a "goodbye poop" song, but still apt for the can.

5. "That Smell" Lynyrd Skynyrd. Oh yeah, you know that smell, we've all been there. The "give it a few minutes before you go in there" smell. Oh yeah.

4. "Keep Pushin" REO Speedwagon. When it's time to really dig deep and make that final heave, that 4th quarter drive, that last lap, you unleash your evil inner high school sports coach.

3. "Patience" Guns 'N Roses. Arguably the most important word for any pooper, young grasshopper.

2. "Free Fallin'" Tom Petty. Seriously, he had to have been writing about pooping.

1. "Drop It Like It's Hot" Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrell. Not even a competition, this is the unanimous winner. Only Snoop could write a song about pooping and turn it into a club/radio hit. Thank you Snoop, thank you.


Honorable Mentions:
"Ring of Fire" Johnny Cash
"Pressure Drop" The Maytals
"Push It" Salt 'N Pepa
"Evacuate" The Shake, Rattle, and Rollers
"Dig In" Lenny Kravitz


Here's to your future endeavors,
Adam